Listen up, my little porkchops, it was only a matter of time before I returned to the well of crazy that we all know and love. The good folks at Shopbop aim to please, and they aren't messing around this time either!
My football watching, and playing, attire. Or, alternatively, Courteney Cox wardrobe selection for Cougartown.
Back off bitches, I saw it first!
Flattering for any girl's figure.
Didn't Debbie Gibson wear these in a music video about 25 years ago? With that ridiculous hat?
Apparently, this garment has been classified as a "dress" and can be yours for $370. Hurry!
I totally die for these $291 sequin sweatpants. That's like Richard Simmonswear for girls!
And as if the aforementioned horrors aren't enough to blind your fashion senses, for $231, you can wrap yourself up in that gold shiny thing.
And with that, TMASE is taking a bit of a blogging break to regroup. Have a great Thanksgiving.